Sunday, July 12, 2009

W o t W: 猪头 Zhu tou "Pig head" (S,P)

The Word of the Week is:
"豬頭" (traditional characters; 猪头 simplified characters; in pinyin: Zhūtóu; in English "Pig head") in Mandarin is a commonly used insult.
Although not an expletive per se it does have a similar sense to the usage of the English word "bastard" which is frequently used between friends but is not remotely appropriate with non-intimates or one's employer.

My dearest friend, Hung Pei-hsin, referred to me almost exclusively as 大豬頭, or Big Pig Head.

For more fun with Mandarin expletives and slang go here for a list of transliterated and translated Mandarin expletives. I also tried here (Insultmonger/Swearsaurus) but the link seems to be dead. However, I also highly recommend the English Wikipedia page here or here for
中文 (Zhōngwén) (the Chinese language article). (Nous adorons aussi les sacres québécois d'ici, bien sûr! En anglais d'ici.)

(There's also this blog post which ends with a good list with the simplified characters and translations and (with a scroll over) transliterations into pinyin...but the context of the list is a rather puerile absolutist Free Speech RAWKS! screed. Just scroll down or don't bother with it. More expressions, although not necessarily expletives are listed here on a webpage detailing the Chinese used in the film Serenity and the programme Firefly. Kinda fun, but with nerdiness and citations.)

謝謝 (谢谢)

Technical Difficulties Continue

Mean Old Mr. Gravity has taken our primary computer of sound-editingness to a lesser place. We are---that is, ahem---The Engineer is trying to salvage the last interview because it was fucking good. If not, the interviewee has agreed to redo the interview. So that is also a possibility.

Further interviews to come include with a pornographer originally from Québec, and an anglophone anthropologist who just finished a post-doc at UQÀM, and a United Church Minister well known to us at HeresyQuébec. Here's hoping things improve that we may indeed have those and other interviews in episodes to come.

We're very happy that our listenership has peaked the solid 1 or sometimes even 2-digit mark. Thank-you for your support, I'm flattered you like our little show. We hope to continue to be worth your time until such time as well sell out, become derivative and you hate, hate, hate us.

Until then, here's the Quote for This Week:
"[T]he mask don't go on until the dwarf is in the can." ---Anthony Daniels expressing his disdain for costuming and apparently his colleague, Kenny Baker.


Salut, à la prochaine fois.

Legal to Lie; the Death of the Barefoot Bum's blog

I am sad to report this is the last entry of The Barefoot Bum. I really enjoyed some of the Bum's posts they were brilliant and insightful. I am glad the Bum chose to reactivate the archives so that they can be revisisted. This last article stems from a very disturbing precedent in US courts. I refer you, O Constant ListenerZ, to the documentary THE CORPORATION in which the case is first publicly discussed. This is subversive. Where is the outcry?

Sadly, the blog's sidebar reads: "The blog is closed for good. I will not reopen it. Browse the archives as you please, but it's all useless bullshit."

Pat Condell's take on Feminist issues around proposed Burqa Bans.

Pat Condell at his rantilicious best. I was not familiar with the suggestion that Rickets can be traced to the vitamin D deficiency tied to wearing a burqa (have a look here for more editorializing, or actual journalism here from the BBC).

I like his headhunter analogy. But again the issue that strikes me is choice. Many, many people object to transvestism, or goth children, or [insert your garishly dressed oft-reviled sub-culture of choice] and ridicule them for marking themselves differently as to invite their own scorn. So?

I don't buy that All Muslims Everywhere Hate the West and Everything It Stands For (cuz you know, grandiose statements aside, what does the West even agree on categorically anyway?) ...but even if they do, so what? I know many disaffected and marginalized groups within society consisting of members of the dominant hegemonic ethnicity and gender who hate their own culture viciously. Isn't the freedom of conscience large enough to cover the disaffected?

But he's right, Feminists. (Cuz we all how uniform and identical and interchangeable feminists are... ugh). But point taken, the burqa is misogynistic: humanist feminist cultural crtitics, you've dropped the ball.


(I can't believe in the earlier post I spelt burqa with a "K" (burka!) rather than with the greatest of letters, "Q," since B-U-R-Q-A is a valid alternate in English and preferred in French! One Quick edit later and all is well. ---BBY)

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

La Fête nationale du Québec; Technical Difficulties; Vive Québec

President Nicolas Sarkozy "said on Monday that the burka [sic] was not welcome in secular France, condemning the head-to-toe cover as a symbol of subjugation rather than the Muslim faith." And he's right. If it were indicative of Islam it would be universal in the Muslim world and it is not. Islam is not monolithic nor uniform. Nor are the Muslims of the world culturally uniform, nor do they speak the same language (not even beginning to discuss the variants of Arabic), nor do they have the same interpretations of the Qur'an, the Hadiths and tradition.

Here's where it becomes nice and grey. Religious clothing in the pubic sphere is the clear intersection of religious and state rights. Those who want to make the state and public sphere entirely secular are advocating that the burqa not be allowed. That is key. The advocates of the burqa are a small subset of French Muslims. However, once again, the ones who suffer either way will be the women. Either side is dictating the choice of women. How do we in the liberal west address the question of choice?

(Source Yahoo News, Canada)

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We heretics also love the Barefoot Bum. Here is a recent blog post on "Religion and killing." Doesn't get much more heretical than BB; nor does it get more readable. Barefoot Bum lives here.

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TECHNICAL difficulties:
We here in the HERESY QUÉBEC secret location are currently suffering from technical difficulties. It seems that we should not have accepted the doctrine of Intelligent Falling: our main processing computer had problem with mean old Mr. Gravity. "Episode 8: Linguaphiles attend" (and thus subsequent episodes are delayed). Sorry. I just hope that the really great interview we had is not completely dead as our HERESY computer.

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On the occasion of La Fête nationale du Québec / St.-Jean Baptiste, bonne fête tout le monde!
(Yvon Goulet, mixed media. For more brilliance why not visit the artist's Facebook site here.)



Saturday, June 13, 2009

W o t W (June 13, 2009)

The Word for this Week is:

"Mondegreen" as coined by Sylvia Wright in her essay "The Death of Lady Mondegreen," which was published in Harper's Magazine, November 1954.


Thank-you.

Mr. Deity returns and takes on Virgins.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Episode 007 - Posted

Episode 007 is posted please refer to works cited page for additional information.



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Saturday, May 9, 2009

Watchable, mais... (my review follows)


Trekkies Bash New Star Trek Film As 'Fun, Watchable'

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"Trekking for Stars"
So I didn't hate STAR TREK (2009). It was beautiful, actiony, explody, sexual, pretty, glossy, dark, Romulany. Much like eating a meal of ice cream, it may at first seem like a really good idea, but then you get the feeling that, perhaps it was a bit excessive. And you feel a bit full. Then sick. And then you remember, you don't really like ice cream all that much and you are lactose intolerant.

--BBY

Edit. Qqv. P Zed Myers' more eloquently put analysis of Star Trek (2009).
Did anyone notice the interior design of the Romulan ship? Funky weird platforms with no guardrails suspended over a huge empty space. Only the Mario Brothers could like that layout.
Ha! "Mario Brothers" indeed. And Roger Ebert's:
[The] franchise has become much of a muchness. The new movie essentially intends to reboot the franchise with younger characters and carry on as before. The movie deals with narrative housekeeping. Perhaps the next one will engage these characters in a more challenging and devious story, one more about testing their personalities than re-establishing them.
Wait for the next one, eh? Neither read as glowing endorsements.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Episode 007 - Works Cited Page

Works Cited Page
for
Episode 7: Poe's Law

The wonderful super mega awesome opening music is Jonathan Coulton's "Skullcrusher Mountain," a sad song about unrequited love between a mad supervillain and the object of his affection who seems to be less than enthused by the number of ponies murdered to construct a monstrous hybrid pony beast as a present. Thank-you Mr. Coulton, thank-you to the brilliance that is Creative Commons.

We recommend you go here:
●NESS/Skeptic's Guide to the Universe
Science with Dr. Karl on Triple J
Sunday Night Safran
Savage Lovecast
Atheist Experience
Jonathan Coulton (primer)
Blogs:
Pharyngula
Bad Astronomy
Joe.My.God.
The theme for today's episode is what is known popularly as "Poe's Law". For those of you in the know that means we're going to be talking about religious extremism today. Since my training is religious studies foremost, I feel quite comfortable addressing this topic at length.

The Urban dictionary is a fun project and has a good definition of Poe's Law here.

1. Word of the Week:
L'esprit d'escalier
Good definitions can be found here & here.

Denis Diderot (1713 – 1784)

and l’esprit d’escalier. Here & here & and here.

2.
The Book for this Week is:
The Portable Atheist edited by Christopher Hitchens.

2b.
Quote for this Week
The Atheist Experience.
Before quoting the Bible to atheists, always ask yourself whether the same statement would be just as effective in your mind if you were quoting Captain Kirk.
Which can be found here.

3. Les Nouvelles
Extreme positions are dangerous and they abound. Here are some recent headlines:
● The CNN: April 30th, 2009 Churchgoers more likely to back torture, survey finds
● AFP: April 30th, 2009 Saudi 8-year-old granted divorce.
● CBC: April 30th, 2009 Evolution classes optional under proposed Alberta law.
● AFP: May 5, 2009 Man stoned to death in Iran for adultery.
● GayCityNews: April 30, 2009 Iraqi Gays Face Gruesome Torture/ Murder Technique
● Bad Astronomy: Oprah drinks the antivax Kool Aid
● (There are also more stories on anti-science and anti-vaccination throughout the Bad Astronomy blog such as here which is particularly disturbing, upsetting (as it should fucking be!) and a good one on the flu/washing your hands.
Edward Current is available at. In particular, we recommend the video "God Only SEEMS Nonexistent!" Enjoy:

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Pat Condell lives at. In "Islam's war on freedom" Mr. Condell's usual acerbic wit as gone in favour of angry polemic here:

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#1 Extremism in Islam.

#2. Jack Chick. He Who Makes the Tracts.
Here is a good collection of them on Islam:
On Allah. Where did he come from?
On Allah as a Sonless Moon God.
On Errors in the Qur'an.
I refer you specifically to the Chick.com "article" that has the gall to talk about Muslim fallacies:
If the Qur'an is the infallible Word of God, then it stands to reason that it would not contain factual errors of science. By "factual errors" we mean errors that can be physically examined . . . Many Muslims believe in the Qur'an as a blind leap of faith. They really do not care if it is filled with mistakes and contradictions . . . The more closed minded they are, the more fanatical they become in their religion. When ignorance unites with arrogance, fanaticism is born.
#3. Ms. Palin, another fundie. Sarah Palin has links to Joel’s Army, “is an apocalyptic movement of 'hyper-charismatic' preachers that claim to have a divine mandate to physically impose Christian 'dominion' on non-believers during end times.”

#4. Father Robert Barron on Bill Maher’s Religulous is available here:
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I Quote: “these poor people . . . if he really posed these serious questions to serious people who’d know how to respond to him. But he just knocked down strawmen. ...It was just line up stupid people.”

Father Robert Barron’s proper page is www.wordonfire.org.

#5. P Zed Myers v. Roger Ebert as inspired by the "lovable" Ben Stein.
Myers v Ebert
Ben Stein and Expelled or better yet here for their well deserved trashing.

Myers calls bullshit citing the problem with Poe’s Law:
Imagine if, in 1729, there had been a number of letters to the editor by various authors proposing that Irish children be exterminated and eaten. Imagine that laws of that nature were being seriously debated in Parliament, and that one of the parties had made it a part of their platform. While the laws were being regularly defeated, opponents still had to stand up and seriously debate why it was unethical to eat babies. Imagine that a candidate for prime minister actually solemnly suggested that we ought to at least consider the merits of eating Irish children. . . .
That's Ebert's mistake. He presented a plain statement of creationist beliefs with satirical intent, but that intent cannot possibly be seen in a world where millions say exactly the same things with sincerity. Does Ken Ham have invisible quotation marks around the AiG Statement of Faith? No. Was the Wedge Document an amusing practical joke by the Discovery Institute? No. Is Sarah Palin pulling the entire nation's leg when she attends her speaking-in-tongues, young-earth-creationist, End-Times-worshiping church? I wish.
Ebert gets the Post-post-script here:
Let me suggest that while satire was certainly my purpose, creationists were not my intended audience. By stating their beliefs accurately, my hope was that on a site such as mine they would reach a wider readership that might have heard about creationism but didn't realize what it actually believes. Only 4 percent of Americans are creationists. Do you have any idea how many Americans don't know what it teaches? I don't. I know the original article was linked far and wide, which is encouraging.
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Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Christopher Hitchens v. Sean Hannity



Doing the tour of the talk shows, flogging his book, God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, Hitchens shows Hannity to be a fool.


[In response to what he says a time mark 0:57 - The Engineer]




Something we're going to be talking about in Episode 7

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Episode 006

This is Episode 006 of our podcast, titled "We are All Fucking Immigrants"



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This weeks interview is with Melanie the Library.


Born and raised in Alberta, Melanie obtained a Bachelors Degree at the University of Calgary in Philosophy. She then proceeded to obtain a Masters in Library Sciences at McGill University in Montreal. Currently Melanie is working as a consultant for an information technology firm in the Ottawa-Gatineau area. There she works with a diverse set of clients, helping them with their information organization need. Apparently, not everything is sorted by the Dewey Decimal system, or so she says.


Melanie doesn't have a blog or website for us to link to yet, so we will display this XKCD comic about librarians instead.




The following list of links are our works-cited or additional reading related to this episode.


Sunday, April 19, 2009

Most Popular US Baby Names as Presented by the Onion



I mentioned this in Episode 6: We're all fucking immigrants. Well Mostly as a counter to the xenophobic screed of Texas State Representative Betty-I Can’t think of an Ad Hominem Right Now–Brown:

"Rather than everyone here having to learn Chinese — I understand it’s a rather difficult language — do you think that it would behoove you and your citizens to adopt a name that we could deal with more readily here. Can’t you see that this is something that would make it a lot easier for you and the people who are poll workers if you could adopt a name just for identification purposes that’s easier for Americans to deal with?” - Texas state Rep. Betty Brown, speaking to a member of the Organization Of Chinese-Americans. She refuses to apologize.

When I read that quote posted in Joe.My.God, I was reminded THE ONION "content node" which you see to above. Having lived and worked in Asia, I can attest that the adoption of insipid “English” names for the simplicity of dealing with the West is really, really common. It appears the fact that Chinese-Americans would have the gall to retain some of their ethnicity and heritage with Chinese surnames clearly bothers the fuck out of Representative Betty-I Can’t think of an Ad Hominem Right Now–Brown.

How dare they?

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Works Cited Page "Episode 5: Resurrection?"

The Problem with Magical Thinking:

The Rapture, currently sitting at 6.6/10 on IMDB and 72% on Rotten Tomatoes is surprisingly relevant. Maybe Mimi Rogers’ best performance? Some of the more interesting lines follow.

Angie: Have you heard the word of God? It's the greatest gift of all time. You have to trust completely in God. He'll forgive you of all your sins.
Sharon: Who forgives God?

Randy: Sharon, it's just a drug. You're in pain. Instead of doing heroin, you're doing God.

[last lines]
Sharon: Forever.


There is a fair film review by Don Willmott here at Filmcritic.com.

Another good one from, "Not coming to a theater [sic] near you":

The Rapture
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This, do know, is but one of the film’s revelations, and analogizes the film with other depictions of verified paranoia (They Live, The Matrix, Terminator), but unlike these thematic similarities, religion is The Rapture’s blatant agent of faith (it is much more ambiguous in the aforementioned films), which the film is designed ingeniously to question. Late in the film, in sudden and intense anguish, Sharon fires the remaining rounds in a revolver directly into the air; the gesture illustrates the film’s angered and unsatisfied interrogation. The film culminates in the word “Forever,” and ends with a tragic image of permanence, followed by a silent credits scroll. [ Italics mine].


News story links:
Mom's plea deal includes 'resurrection clause'

Mother Starves Son for Resurrection Experiment

"'Child-witches' of Nigeria seek refuge"
Mary is a pretty five-year-old girl with big brown eyes and a father who kicked her out onto the streets in one of the most dangerous parts of the world. Her crime: the local priest had denounced her as a witch and blamed her "evil powers" for causing her mother's death.

This Week In Holy Crimes


James Lunney, Asshat:
James Lunney v. Evolution
Nanaimo Daily News
You can send your thanks here to Mr. Lunney's very own website. Tell him what a bang-up job he's doing and his views clearly reflect the mores and values of Canada.

Comics:
Via the BBC: the Death of Dave Arneson (see also the BBC on the death of Gary Gygax).
The Order of the Stick (episode 644)
XKCD (episdoe 202)
Liō by Mark Tatulli

The discussion I had with Mr. Tatulli regarding a recent, less than stellar, issue of Liō follows. I titled it, "Thank-you for using the macron, it's just cooler that way." The link above is to the issue of Liō discussed. It was weak and kinda gay. It bugged me because I love the comic and felt something needed to be said. So I found myself an email address and sent it out to the creator and writer of Liō. And this is what I wrote:

Dear Mr. Tatulli,

Thank-you for the creation of such a wonderful surrealist, minimalist comic strip in Liō. I have heard that it has some detractors they are clearly unable to appreciate subtle, smart humour and whimsy.

I think very highly of Liō. It is my current favourite comic and I consider it in the company of other great comics like the also brilliant webcomic XKCD. And the successor to the narrative of the weird lives of a little boys as depicted in the long retired Calvin and Hobbes.

I love the surreality; love the giant squid; love the sweet creepiness of Liō himself; and his healthy relationship with his father (the instance when his father renamed his lunch items was touching). I like allusions to the world and the magical realist and science fiction plots.

So When I read the most recent issue I was just disappointed. A lame gay joke. A limp wristed, light-in-the-loafers robot singing showtunes. You can do so much better.

Sincerely a fan,

Brendan

He replied. Like hours later. I was quite surprised.

Thanks for the feedback, Brendan...

The joke to which you refer has nothing to do with "gay"...it has everything to do with showtunes. I happen to love showtunes and that is primarily the only thing I sing when it comes to karaoke night. But I always get the same reaction...much rolling of eyes and people staring dumbly with a look that says, "is he serious?"

So you see the joke is about the social-stigma attached to showtunes, and how strange it would be for LIO, who know doubt expected this robot to start marauding, to suddenly break out in "If Ever I would Leave You" from CAMELOT.

Thanks for writing!

MT

I see his point, but my critique still stands and here's why:
In sci-fi all robots are male as evidenced by the way female robots are males with breasts (and sometimes hair and/or girl colours and/or big eyes and/or curves...). The splayed fingers, tilted wrist, raised foot are the stereotypes of drag when done by a male. Because, Tatulli is working with a visual medium he must chose everything that goes into every panel. Relying on stereotypes as conventions work because they convey heavy messages with simplicity. let me use an example that is relevant and possible in the weird and wonderful world of Liō: Liō finds a giant sized mixing bowel full of what looks like meringue or whipped cream. He jumps in, has some fun and climbs out. Because of his weird cow-licked hair, he comes out covered in white, with a conical shapped head and two blinking eyes. Not a good choice of image--although entirely plausible within context--just not a good choice because of the offensive ideas that such an image would carry with it.

However, despite what he says his intention was ---satirizing the contempt people have for show tunes--- what he has created is easily read as being satirizing flaming homosexuals. I love a good gay joke, this wasn't a good gay joke.

I always suspected that Liō, being one of the freaks, would either be homophobic (conflicts between various factions of losers and outcasts can be vicious) or hang out with the gay kids (it can also bring solidarity). Panel by panel we see the following: Gay robot. Cause of gayness the wrong software (what does that imply?). Angry kid (Why is he angry?). Mocking Radio Shack employees (such things still exist?), having played a gay joke on the weird kid. Nice.

Monday, April 13, 2009

Episode 005




This episode's interview is with Kris.




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Works Cited
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Saturday, April 4, 2009

Episode 004



Part 1


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Part 2

Interview with Jacob Romero of the band "Trips and Falls"


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Show Notes
Music by "Trips and Falls"